Interview question #4, The Boyfriend
July 04, 2005 11:11 p.m.

1. If you want to participate in the fun, too, Leave me a note and I will contact you with the questions.
2. I will respond by asking you five questions.
3. An entire journal entry must be devoted to answering the questions I ask you - and you have to answer each and every one of them honestly.
4. In your question answering entry, you have to include an explanation of the rules, much like this, and offer to interview others.
5. When others ask to be interviewed, you need to ask them five original questions.

Interviewer: Yeah, I'm a Dork!

I might be breaking the rules alittle. I think I want to devote an entire entry to answering each question. I believe I'm keeping with the spirit of the game. I believe the point is that the interviewe takes the time to write a really thought out response to each question, as opposed to a one word response. by doing it this way I and can devote the deserved attention to each response. Also, I like to keep my entries from getting too long, this way it is short and to the point.

4. Just when I thought no couple could be any cuter than me and my cat (and, dude, we're pretty fucking awesome), you start posting pictures of you and The Boyfriend. What is your favorite part of him, physically? What is your favorite aspect of his personality?

Hmmm this is a relatively difficult question. The others were rather easy.

What is my favorite part physcially? Well, that's hard to say because I'm not someone to nit pick over body types. I'm not a meat-eating kind of girl...I don't go for beef cake,..So, unlike other girls I know, I'm not the type to stare at the butt, or the chest, or the arms....or notices how the veins stick out.

Yes, his eyes are quite lovely and enjoyable....but to be lame and cop out again,...it always changes. ...the way his neck skin smells after he's had time to wear off that soap smell. ...his arms when they are holding me or I'm holding them. ...His hair when it prickles under my fingernails as I scratch his head. his chest when I lay upon it. His nipples when I lick them, ....that little groove on his cock when I lick it......his balls when I roll them around in my hands relaxing me before I fall asleep. ..His neck when I bite it. His lips when I kiss them. His hands when they touch me.

and I guess my absolute favorite thing about his personality is his absolute love and respect for women. Sometimes I'll read things he has written and point at the computer screen and just say, "Wow, That's MY Boyfriend.

Example:

If you've noticed, I don't use the word "pussy" since I hate it. The words itself generally means "weak" and I sure as hell don't find vaginas to be that way. They helped push us out into this fucked up world after spending 9 months trying to feed ourselves through some kind of tube. Funny how we are then spanked so the damn process of kinkiness starts here.

Vaginas are gorgeous, pink lips and all! What makes them such a delicacy of amusement is how we don't even really see them. There nestled in between a pair of legs is the place that has toppled armies and caused the downfall of many men. Just the slightest hint of that sensitive female flesh makes me go weak all because of how mysterious they are. Nobody wants to devote books to penises but everyone wants to show vaginas.