Bobby Gaylor.

Masterbation.

Strikes fear in the heart of people doesn't it?

We all do it, yet nobody wants to talk about it.

Why a generation so 'fraid to pass that down,..that if feels good.

'nuttin' wrong with it! We all do it, why can't we just admit it! Then it wouldn't be a problem anymore would it.

Now if we approched it like that parents could pass down the secret of what to do and what not to do to their children 'cause kids are gonna do it anyway, they did it when they were kids, why can't they rememeber that, ya know then kinds would have to feel guilty and do it under their covers so their dead realitives can't watch them jerkin' off.

You ever have a headache? Jerk off! totally takes it away! Head ache, jerk off, no more headache, you don't need aspin. Maybe instead of a lunch break we can take a masturbation break, everybody get along better, you'd come back from your half hour lunch feeling so damn good it wouldn't be funny.

Now, I don't think that if God didn't want us to masturbate he wouldn't have made it feel so good, ya know. And alot of people say that God didn't come up with it, Well, he's a man, and all men masturbate, so I gotta really believe that the almighty supreme being was the first one to do it.

People say, "God didn't come up with masturbation, the devil did". Now see, I don't believe that, because the devil is what? The Devil, he's devilish, he does devilish shit. You think he'd let masturbation feel so good? No. He might let the stimulation part feel good, but then he'd have some kind of catch too it like alien blood like acid shoot out, burn a whole in the floor so your parents while watchin' TV will know what you're doing up there.

And girls the first time you're in the shower and the water starts hittin' that special spot next thing you know you're humpin' towels on the bathroom floor while your sisters are outside the door goin' "what are you doin' hurry up in there".

In the Bible it says "don't spill the seed", I think that was an after thought from God. Right after he created masturbation he realized how good it felt, he had to put in some kind of preramitor for human kind knowing they're not going to do what their told. I think orgasams are as close to God as you can get, cause when you come, you're creating.

I think the devil would go all out. I mean, I even think it would be more like fire's gonna shoot out of your dick, you're gonna burn your room down or better yet here's the catch, Your Soul is gonna come out. So you're gonna get to do it one time with a soul then for the rest of your life, every time you masturbate you're not gonna have a soul. ...You know what that means don't cha.......See ya in Hell.

So make it a point to masturbate more often.

Feel good about you're life, nuthin' wrong with it.